If I were the boss

Came across this song in the morning, while Peter is fetching me to work. A very touching song, as they sang out the soul from every worker.



If I were the boss
*mornin boss how r u? bagus bagus...*
Even just for a day
*one chance only u know..what will u do ar? tats y im tellin u la..wait la..*
I would change the station name from Hitz to Radio Ean and JJ
*tats a nice ring to it.. tats y, just for u bro..*

If I were the boss
*wat will uuuuu do?*
Work will start on Tuesday
*wat do u think? i like i like, Wednesday also can*
We will end the week on Thursday and everyday will be halfday
*maybe 2hrs onli..better*

If I were the boss
I think I could understand
How it feels to work on budget
And give a raise of 20cent
Hang out with the girls
*babe apa khabar?..bagus~*
And be hard on the guys
*sori ar brother..have to la, cari makan*
Might dispatch me riding Harleys
Our trips will be to Bali
If we bankrupt I will break down and cry

If I were the boss
I will come up with a plan
*check it out ar..ehem ehem*
Make everyone do all the work
Take the credit and look like the man
*wah banyak handal ar u..thank u thank u*

If I were the boss
My lunch break will be 2days
*wah so long ar..yala then onli enuf time to eat*
I have PS3 in my room 200inch LCD and play all day
My way..JJ

If I were the boss
I think I could understand
How it feels to work on budget
And give a raise of 20cent
Hang out with the girls
*u looking very pretty today, naik gaji*
And be hard on the guys
*hey she looks pretty ok u do all her work..nonsense*

Might dispatch me riding Harleys
Our trips will be to Bali
If we bankrupt I wil break down and cry

Cause I will always come in late
Just to show who I'm
And if I was a girl I wil make them all call me Mam
*mornin Mam*
If you thought I wud be nicer
Then you thought it wrong~
*adui sakit..tarikla sikit*

But we are not the boss
*i knw tis sadly..haih...*
So we cannot cuti....cannot cuti..
Come to office really early
To try to make some money
So we can open stall jual nasi

*goreng, pattaya, kandar, lemak, wat else ar? ah..dagang.. so now wat do we do? i dunno..wait for the song to finish la cuz we r not the boss.. o yea...tunggu boss cakap la..boss..boss..okok thank u...ok bye boss..*


_-A production by the Hitz.fm Morning Crew JJ and Ean-

25 random things about me

This is the first time I’m doing things like these…

I can talk to dogs, and I love them very much.

I love all colors, as long as it matches the object.

I don’t dare to kill an ant with my fingers; I often make use of the papers and books.

Used to sleep 12hours/day until I became the slave of my job… anyway; I still sleep before 12am every night.

I’m now thinking, “gosh… 19 more to go…”

Dislike all kinds of language subjects, which is why I never get an A for them.

Enjoy spending time with myself.

My name was originally given as “Esther” by my parents. I changed it to “Aster” on 2003.

I believe pain is inevitable but suffering is optional.

Worried I’ll not be able to meet people who are as nice as my colleagues in my future company.

I don’t care about my appearance until I met Miss Miimo.

I love my profession, I just hate working.

I can’t wait more than 15mins

Currently addicted to pet society in facebook.

Prefer short hair, trying long hairstyle.

Going to get myself a car this year.

Can’t accept sharing food and drinks with any body, cant stand the ““saliva””.

Irritated by people who fake up something and spread them around for their own good.

Love to eat chicken wings.

Love to drink ice chocolate.

Always wonder where my ex-school mates are? How’s their life?

Being thought, “no one owes u anything, even your parents”.

Dislike exercise but gets hyper active when involve in it.

Become insane if anyone stops me from sleeping. (eg: non-stop laughing)

I don't believe in horoscope.

Sep sep sep-dom dom dom

One miserable morning, a very spontaneous conversation begun...

...
Shok: come lets play “Sep sep sep-dom dom dom”
Aster: what??
Shok: u know, “sep sep sep-dom dom dom”? (trying to show the funny action)
Aster: whats that... “sie sie sie-bom bom bom” is it?
Shok: wat “sie sie sie-bom bom bom”, its “Sep sep sep-dom dom dom” lahh...
Aster: not “Sep sep sep-dom dom dom” leh, its “sie sie sie-bom bom bom” lahh...
Shok: ya meh, u sure or not...
Aster: (laugh) Pei Lyn, which one is right?
Lyn: me ah... I say “sie sie sie-bom bom bom” lo...
Shok: wat?? Ok, may be thats the Chinese version.
Aster: Han Sing, how do you say it?
Hansing: erm... “ Sep sep sep- bom bom bom” lo..
Aster: wah.. what version is that???
Lyn: ok, now we can make sure the back part is “bom bom bom”
Shok: (pai seh) ok lahh... I'm from Malay school ma...
Alvin: eh (pops out from no where), i'm from Malay school also wat.
Shok: then which version r u using?
Alvin: “sie sie sie-bom bom bom” lah...
Shok: O.o”
(everyone turn back to their computer and continue working.)

-.-||| so which one is the original slogan? Sep sep sep-dom dom dom, sie sie sie-bom bom bom or Sep sep sep- bom bom bom???

1825 days...

Glad to see that our relationship is going up hill. Each day, “it” is getting healthier and sweeter. After certain amount of time, we think, talk and act the same. Which not means we are getting more boring but more acpable to work and live together. I remember there were time when things went worse and became worst. Stubborness, selfishness and immaturity had utterly tore us apart, but we finnaly got back with understanding and maturity after summer and autumn. I believe “it” will develop into a better future. I know “it” is able to undergo a series of changes we face in life.

This year valentine was diferent, we did nothing much special, but done something we both really enjoy. No valentine set for this year, but we get to eat what is worth more.

“Love is patient, love is kind.
It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.
It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth.
It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
Love never fails.
But where there are prophecies, they will cease;
where there are tongues, they will be stilled;
where there is knowledge, it will pass away.”